Tillamook Monster Cookie

 Who else is fucking sick of coronavirus restrictions, and extra particularly being actually cautious about coronavirus figuring out full nicely others aren’t whereas hospitals begin to fill to capability once more? New Zealand, I am not speaking to you right here, so simply shut the fuck up and/or let me transfer there.

Working is my regular stress reduction/coping mechanism for eager to homicide loud typers who do not mute throughout zoom conferences. I usually run a silly variety of miles per week in order that I am simply too fucking drained the remainder of the time to care about something. It actually works wonders! Sadly, I am presently out of operating because of a tibial stress fracture. That’s not totally true, this week I get to run for one total minute four occasions. So as an alternative of self-destruction although operating, I’m now trying to self destruct by consuming an completely insane quantity of sugar. Not occasionally that is within the type of a complete pint of ice cream in a single sitting, and this not occasionally happens greater than as soon as per week. (Aspect notice – I’m 31. By all rights my metabolism ought to have slowed means down by this level, however in some way I nonetheless have seen abs. I welcome your hate and jealousy.)

I clearly refuse to chop ice cream and sugar utterly out of my weight-reduction plan, so in an try to eat it a bit extra responsibly, I’m going to begin running a blog once more. After I weblog about ice cream I prefer to strive an ice cream at the very least 2-Three occasions to kind an opinion of it, so I’ll hopefully pressure myself to make a pint final greater than Three minutes.

Tillamook Monster Cookie is my first try at this. This ice cream is

Wealthy cookie dough ice cream with a salted peanut buttery swirl, crispy oats, chocolatey flakes, and candy candies.


I do not know precisely when this occurred as a result of I wasn’t paying tremendous shut consideration to the ice cream choice in shops the previous few years, however Kowalski’s in Minneapolis and St. Paul now inventory a TON of Tillamook, which is AWESOME.

Tillamook Monster Cookie is available in 1.75qt container. I’ve observed an enormous high quality distinction between Tillamook pints and the bigger Tillamook containers – the pints are typically among the greatest ice cream I’ve ever had and the bigger containers are simply type of so-so, particularly for the worth. Sadly, Monster Cookie continued this development.

I did not get any cookie dough notes from the bottom. It was an excellent candy cream base, however I’d not have guessed it was cookie dough flavored had it not been within the description. I’ve tried just a few different flavors from numerous manufacturers that declare to have a cookie dough base which have the identical subject. If you are going to incorporate cookie dough right into a taste, I feel it is rather more profitable to make use of cookie dough chunks.

The salted peanut buttery swirl was unbelievable. It had that excellent not-too-brittle, not-too-soft texture that Ben and Jerry’s has mastered of their peanut butter swirl. There was simply the smallest trace of salt, nevertheless it was sufficient to actually make the swirl stand out from the bottom.

The remainder of the weather have been nearly nonexistent. The oats have been undoubtedly not crispy. Actually, I feel I did not discover them as a result of they have been almost the identical texture as the bottom, and oats do not actually have a stand-out taste on their very own. There have been just a few small m&m-like candies combined in – I feel two in my two-scoop bowl.

As a peanut butter swirl ice cream this was unbelievable, however as a Monster Cookie ice cream it actually fell flat. I give this 🍦🍦/four. I’d eat this once more and revel in it, however I would not buy one other container.

🍦 – You could not pay me to eat this once more
🍦🍦 – I’d eat this once more, however not purchase it
🍦🍦🍦 – I’d purchase this once more
🍦🍦🍦🍦- I want this in my apocalypse bunker

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