ME : I’m coming to see you honey.
Girl : Alright baby.
ME : I love you, I can’t wait to see you….I’m getting ready to leave now.
GIRL : Okay but honey, I’m on my period, just letting you know incase.
ME : My car just broke down, I can’t come and see you.
GIRL : Get your friend to bring you, like he always does.
ME : He got shot by armed robbers so I can’t come, I’m sorry.
GIRL : Oh never mind, I’m not on my period. The colour of my pant was reflecting
ME : My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he’s okay, he’s fine and he will take me now. I’m coming sweetheart.
GIRL : sh*t! I’m really on my period, just did not notice.
ME : Damn! He has been shot again. I can’t come!!!!