1.If you want to be virgin again
text “close hole ” To short code
419. Girls only
2.Sister!!..if you have flat boobs, flat yansh, and even flat chest…..congratulations, your three bedroom flat is complete…
3. Ladies who married because
of money be like
I miss u my HUSBANK”
4.Just look at urself and be honest
can u marry some one that behave like u??
5.Only marry couples have the right to complain about cheating not some two confuse fornicators in the name of boyfriend and
6.A kind of eyelashes some ladies
be having nowadays I’m certain if
they blink very fast they can start flying
7.Dead bones shall raise again no
be for breast wehh done samankuehhhhh
8.The joy of having Yoruba
neighbours is that every weekend
is party .. But when they start
quarrelling run for ur life.
9.Imagine Testifying Against An
Assassin In Court And Was Granted
Bail At The End Of The Day.
10.IF U WANT TO SEE THE
STRENGTH OF A PERSON TRY TO
PUSH THE TOILET DOOR WHILE THEY ARE INSIDE
11.In fact I want to send some
money to someone in this group
but sorry the transaction was
12.Just Imagine you are in heaven eating your daily bread then boom!! Satan passes with pizza. I know slay queens will follow him.
They will be like “Satie, Satie, wait for me!
13. I hate people who use big
English words to make us feeel
perspicasitated Don’t ask me the meaning
14When I visit a witch doctor, I
give him my phone to guess my
password. If he gets it right we can now start discussing my problems.
I’m very serious these days.
After laughing and u say u won’t
comment…… Hmmmmm I pity ur