Wife: Go back to where you are coming from!
Me: Open the door or I will throw myself into the swimming pool!
Wife: Go ahead and kill yourself, do you think I care?
**So I stood near the dark part of the gate and waits for 2 minutes, then take a big stone and throws it into the swimming pool !!!!..Scheweew..!!!!
**My wife hears, opens the door and runs towards the swimming pool. I quickly sneaked into the house then lock the door.
Wife: Open the door or I will shout!!
Me: Shout till all the neighbors wake up and come here. Tell them where you are coming from by this time of the night with only a pant and bra!