June 14, 2021

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Even If You’re Dating A Funny Guy, Your Relationship Will Still Be Boring If You’re Not …

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For Example, me and she
Non entertaining girlfriend
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ME : Hello love
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SHE: Hi
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ME: How are you?
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SHE: Fine
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ME : How was the day?
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SHE: Good
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(Now by the look of things, I know this kind of conversation will not hold for too long, so I have to ask a different question)
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ME: If someone point at me and ask you to describe me, how would you?
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SHE: I’ll say you’re handsome
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(clearly, she’s not entertaining, she only answer questions but I still have to try to know if I could make the conversation an entertaining one)
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ME: Wow! That’s nice, but if I’m asked to define you, it’ll be “ABCDEFGHIJK.”
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SHE: “What does that mean?”
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ME: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
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SHE: “Hmm, thanks, what about IJK?”
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ME: “I’m just kidding!”

She gets angry, thinking I was playing with the relationship, and that’s the end of the conversation)
She’s not an entertaining girlfriend

Now look at an entertaining girlfriend
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ME: Hi love
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SHE: Tcheew!!
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ME: What??
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SHE: Ask me again, big head!
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ME: Me big head??? Wait oo, if someone ask you to describe me, will you describe me as big head??
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SHE: Lol… I’ll tell the person you’re the most loving guy in the whole continent
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ME: I fear oo
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SHE: You nko, how would you describe me?
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ME: ABCDEFGHIJK
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SHE : “What does that mean?”
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ME: “Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot.”
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SHE: “Aw, that’s amazing, thanks love.. but what about IJK?”
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ME: I’m Just Kidding
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SHE: Hahaha, you eh.. Even after complimenting me, you still end it with a joke Big head like you
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(Now she didn’t get offended, rather she noticed I was only trying to tease her, which she found lovely,
Also at this point, everyone is smiling meaning the conversation is likely to go a long way)
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ME: So how are you today?
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SHE: I’m fine dear, just wondering why it took you so long to come online and say hi
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(This enlightened me, so I have to explain in a creative way)
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ME: Yes, I’m sorry I was actually busy because I am GEJ
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SHE: You’re kidding right? Our former president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan)
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ME: I mean, I am GEJ – GOING
ON AN EMERGENCY JOURNEY!
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SHE: (smiling) Oh! You’re not serious! What kind of a journey are you going on?
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ME: OBJ.
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SHE: To meet Obasanjo?
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ME: No, it means ON A BUSINESS JOURNEY.
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SHE: Oh!
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ME: Yes IBB.
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SHE: Idris Babangida?
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ME: I’LL BE BACK.
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SHE: (smiles). Very funny.
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ME: Till then APC.
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SHE: What does that mean again?
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ME: I’ll ALWAYS PING & CALL.
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SHE: Hmmm
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ME: And while I’m away, PDP with our love.
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SHE: What?
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ME: PLEASE DONT PLAY with our love.
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SHE: (After a short pause) You
know I wont BRF.
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ME: What has former Lagos state governor got to do with all this?
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SHE: (smiling) I’ll BE RIGHTEOUS & FAITHFUL!
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ME: I trust you
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SHE: FOOL!
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ME: (screaming) Whaaat?!
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SHE: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING
LOVE!

Now That’s an Entertaining girlfriend

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