So it is 2020. All by means of 2019 we joked that the yr was a dumpster fireplace. Little did we all know. We’re within the midst of a world pandemic, Australia burned to the bottom, March lasted 23 years, Kobe Bryant died, Donald Trump was not impeached, Megxit Megxited, my private life is considerably of a shit present, all of our psychological well being is an entire and whole joke, so I made a decision now could be the right time to write down an ice cream weblog publish as a result of ice cream is LITERALLY the one mild left on the planet.
Ben and Jerry’s Netflix and Chill’d got here out initially of the yr, and I lastly discovered it in Minneapolis. It’s
Peanut butter ice cream with candy and salty pretzel swirls and fudge brownies.
In case you are not conversant in the time period Netflix and Chill, it’s a euphemism for DOIN IT. Sometimes Millennials, going through their incapacity to seek out significant work and even discover some kind of soul-crushing profession which might a minimum of give them medical insurance and the chance to construct a modicum of wealth, and the ennui of considering a desolate future by which their grandchildren inhabit a sere and barren earth induced not solely by inaction by our present politicians but in addition the denial of scientific details by a lot of the inhabitants, be a part of Tinder (a relationship app, for all you previous, out-of-touch toots on the market) with the hope of feeling actually any kind of human connection regardless of how fleeting or shallow. Their Tinder date comes over to Netflix and Chill which includes the farce of an ungainly dialog about what television present or film to look at, and maybe the provide of a glass of wine, whereas each individuals know full effectively that the watching a display is only a pretense for inevitably hooking up.
So anyway, Ben and Jerry’s made an ice cream which I assume you may cut up along with your Netflix and Chill date.
The peanut butter base alone just isn’t dangerous and never nice, however paired with the brownies and pretzels it has simply sufficient nuttiness to stability the wealthy brownies and salty pretzels. I am ranking this 🍦🍦🍦.5/four cones.
🍦 – You could not pay me to eat this once more
🍦🍦 – I might eat this once more, however not purchase it
🍦🍦🍦 – I might purchase this once more
🍦🍦🍦🍦- I want this in my apocalypse bunker